Brian Welch - Captain
Big Chief Munkey
"i am tha Kwisatz Haderach. the One who can be many places at once."
Munkey of Unstoppable Attitude. Able to project emotion confidence into physical form. Commands team on the field. Likes things "hyarge". Consumes multiple pounds of beef at a sitting. Known to occasionally break out in obnoxious air-guitar solos with Nekkid Munkey. When not being angry, Big Chief Munkey sometimes reveals a storehouse of filth bested only by the PatriarchOfNasty himself. Digs Beastie Boys. Difficult to coax off of his VTX and into a car - often requires beef as a bribe.
Ian Scott - Captain
"Man....that didn’t work out the way I thought it would."
Organized yet unable to cope when things don't go as planned, he works tirelessly on projects nobody asked to be completed. Will cry. Coordinates practices & tournaments. Granted powers of hindsight which reduce physical vision but enhance trigger finger. Inadvertently shoots his own team members while providing “cover”. Kicks bunkers when agitated. Ate the 1lb burger at Fuddruckers but failed to get his picture taken. Talk radio junkie. Went two years without having an emotional meltdown on the field.
Dave "Truman" Hill
"Man, I'd be a lort funnier if I could tpye."
veteran player recruited by Munkies who grew tired of playing against him.
Famous on IPR, PBN & PPIG. Retired USMC!
Ha-ha......we got him!!!!
"Wait. You have you pump it EVERY time?"
"Ian....are you crying?"
tourny player. Slowly adjusting to Munkies' style of play. Recently picked
up pump playing. Once fanned the trigger on a pump while bunkering someone
& didn't understand why it didn't shoot more than once. Attempting
to clean up his game-mouth by thanking players when they leave, but generally
fails and just sounds sarcastic.
Tippmann 98, Phantom
"Are you on my team?"
from "The Other Place". Origins unknown. Claims to be brother
to Nekkid Munkey. Ability to communicate with "The Ancients" in unkown
tongues. Drivers license looks like Euro-trash. Wears underwear on his
head. Once ate tinfoil.
Tippmann 98, WWP Razorback II
"Anything electric is cheating."
Munkey of Interperative Body Language. Granted the power of Hooting. Can lull foes into submission with hypnotic movements (GibbonDance[tm]). Voice of reason among Munkies. Master of preparation of Ribs and Steak. On quest to eat every hot pepper known to man. Gifted with adamantium stomach. Does not like roaches. Nutjob cat once bit Ian. Will not deny having eaten a cat in Mexico.
Blazer he refuses to have fixed, Trracer
"I thought I was moving a lot faster than that...."
of Nasty. Infected with Tactless-B virus. Granted the impressive
power to remove clothing in the blink of an eye. Nekkid Munkey was devastated
to learn his power only works on himself, but he uses it often nonetheless.
Dances in boxers. An unfathomable pool of Filth. Loves the Beasties. Digs
"Well....THIS is going poorly..."
Socio Munkey aka Fotch
of Immobility. Able to transform into stationary, immovable monolith.
Purveyor of decency and tact. Friendly nemesis of Nekkid Munkey.
Master of HunkerDown. Originally thought to be a gun runner, but upon further
investigation is just fickle.
to Chicago, possibly to escape The Nasty.
"My dimples were very cute."
tactician. Former master of the "controlled burn". Master of getting screwed
out of victory when Ian "gets tired" and quits. Reqires opponents to "check-six".
Aggressive player, if by "aggressive" you mean "unrelentling, vicious &
rife with mockery", but can be rendered silent by placing a ball directly
to the neck.
Autococker (w/ pump kit)
: WHO FARTED?
StinkyMunkey aka T-Rex
of Youth. Holds paintball gun with odd grip resembling little dinosaur
hands. Loquacious sibling of Big Chief Munkey. Gifted with ability
to create effervescent curtain of odor. Repels enemies with biological
weapons on command. Giggles & grabs self when accosted. Very
wary of OC Munkey, he is the most photogenic munkey of 'em all.
Trevor - what can you say? Great grandfather was minion of dark sorceress
from the western lands. Invents drinks & tricks others into trying
them. "Embellishes" a little on stories. Airline pilot- seriously.