Nate's Bachelor Party Oct. 29, 2004   "His Pants Stayed On."

And so it begins.....kind of. The cameraman came in late and after eating half of Brando's steak, he began taking pictures.
We'll start at Pugsley's Library, cause that's where the pics start.
 
 

Craig readies deadly projectiles. Steve says "Gimmie an 'O' ". Nate's "cigar" is so heavy he must grab the chair for support.  Heh heh heh - Nate's big cigar. get it?  Get it?

 
 

Craig tells Brando that darts are not for eating. Brian thrown. Ryan grins like a maniac.

 
 

Glory Begorrah! In true Irish Fashion it's The Protestants (boys)  vs.  The Catholics (schoolgirls)  @ Pugsley's First up on The Protestant side,  Bri & Ryan with the Irish Car Bomb.

 
 

Brian sez "It's good" Nate flinches,  perhaps due to the weight of his Big Cigar.  Ryan a bit glassy-eyed?

 
 
 

Brando fires up. Note to DTS: The beverage in front of him is NOT his. And it's apple juice.

 
 
 

Nate steps up to bat for the Protestants with another Irish Car Bomb. Dave & Jude making their eyes glow red.

 
 

BOOM!

 
 
 

Nate keeps it down, scoring one for the Protestants.  Ryan explains something.  Or asks something. Justin in repose.  Juuude watching the show. Dave blinks.

 
 
 

Nate calls Dave a pansy and dares him the throw that dart through the bricks. Juuuuuuuuuude is entertained. A moment later the dart penetrates the wall & strikes a hobo in the parking lot.

 
 

I hope their faces don't get stuck like that.

 
 

Oh no - it's too late for Steve! Justin & Brando appear to have escaped unharmed.

 
 
 

Let me explan what's not happening here.   Dave is not farting on Zach. Zach is not grabbing Dave's butt Nate is not about to vomit. Jay is not smoking. -and- Pugsley's is full of pretty girls.  OK - the last one was a lie.

 
 
 

Juuuuuuuuuuuude! Brian trying to make a camel stand upright.  Craig repacking his projectiles. The Phantom Hand of Ryan.  A  sudden, uncontrollable growth spurt of facial hair overwhelmes Justin's features. Oh wait - his head is just turned around.

 
 

Zach begins to falter, victim of a Catholic (schoolgirl) attack:  A vicious walk-by farting.

 
 
 

I don't know what they were doing out there behind the building.  In the dark.  All alone.  That would require Steve to have to put his belt back on.  Nate looks gulity.

 
 
 

NATE's pants stayed on. Zach's did not.

 
 
 

Dave ponders the existentialism of  "Super Troopers" Jude ponders checking his eyelids for leaks.

 
 

Jay & Ryan attempt to violate Jude. At least they paid him for it.  Jude, seemingly from a deep slumber, springs into action & administers a fearsome whuppin' from which there is no escape.  It was awsome.

 
 
 

Ryan gives Nate a taste of what Nate can expect on his wedding night. Hopefully there will be less girly screaming on Nate's wedding night.  But not a whole lot less.     Congratulations from all of us, Nate!